I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
BUT WHAT IF MERMAIDS HOLD HANDS LIKE OTTERS WHEN THEY SLEEP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT AWAY FROM EACH OTHER?
"no homo," i whisper, pulling back from the microscope in front of me. the gene is heterozygous. i am a scientist
why the fuck are so many people tagging this as sherlock