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post-impressionisms:

Me and My Parrots, Frida Kahlo. 1941.

dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her

posted 18 hours ago with 309,034 notes

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

posted 3 days ago with 241,432 notes

u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

posted 3 days ago with 297,471 notes


The head of a funerary couch in the form of a cheetah with tears falling from his eyes.
Book: Tutankhamen’s Treasures

actuates:

*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”

posted 3 days ago with 93,330 notes

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole

posted 3 days ago with 42,973 notes

sheslikecoldcoffeeinthemorningaw:

Questa è bellissima, mio dio

spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

posted 4 days ago with 345,033 notes

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

posted 4 days ago with 346,214 notes